Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
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So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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