Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
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im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
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We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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