Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
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thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
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I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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