Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
