You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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