is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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