Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
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She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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