Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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