so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
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More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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