Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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