If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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