And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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