Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Randomize
