Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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