Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
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