I cannot find my penis.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize