I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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