He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
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