Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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