I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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