Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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