no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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