I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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