I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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