If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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