Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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