Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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