The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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