Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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