these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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