everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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