You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
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It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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