He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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