Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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