some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
