Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
You've changed since you got that strap on
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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