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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.

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  Genius.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  they won't let me drive with my sombrero

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!

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• (727): View more from Florida

  all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.

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