coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
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Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
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Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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