Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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