that's an acceptable place to lick
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
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That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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