I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
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Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
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therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I think your dad took our porno
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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