I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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