I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
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Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
she told me i tasted like america
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
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High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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