Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
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I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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