Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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