i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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