my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
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Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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