im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Also, beer. Big fan.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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