i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
His nipple licking is glorious
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