So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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