I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
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You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
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I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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