Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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