VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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