Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
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