The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
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Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
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Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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