Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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