We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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