just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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