btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
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How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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